<<大话西游>>经典台词

1、曾经有一份真挚的感情摆在我的面前，我没有珍惜，等我失去的时候才追悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能给我一次再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加一个期限，我希望是一万年！

2、人和妖精都是妈生的，不同的是人是人他妈生的，妖是妖他妈生的……你妈贵姓啊？

3、所以说做妖就像做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。

4、爱一个人需要理由吗？不需要吗？需要吗？不需要吗？哎，我是跟你研究研究嘛，干嘛那么认真呢？需要吗？

5、我受不了你呀！你长得这么丑，帮个忙，大家都是神仙，不要再性骚扰我了行不行？

6、我就是你五百年后的老公，五百年后你因为我千辛万苦回到这儿来，在这儿做的所有这些事情全都是为了你。

7、你想要你就说话嘛，虽然你很有诚意的看着我，可是你还是要跟我说你想要的，你真的想要吗？那你就拿去吧！你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗？

8、悟空你也太调皮了，我跟你说过叫你不要乱扔东西，你怎么又…你看我还没说完你又把棍子给扔掉了！

9、唐僧：“小心哪，打雷啰，下雨收衣服啊！”

10、我的意中人是个盖世英雄，有一天他会踩着七色的云彩来娶我，我猜中了前头，可是我猜不着这结局……

11、紫霞仙子：“跑都跑的那么帅，我真幸福！”

12、紫霞仙子：“原来你有老婆！”牛魔王：“感情破裂了！”

13、月光宝盒是宝物，你把它扔掉会污染环境，要是砸到小朋友那怎么办？就算没有砸到小朋友，砸到那些花花草草也是不对的。

14、八戒：“论智慧和武功呢，我一直比他高一点点，可是现在多了一个紫霞仙子，他恐怕比我高一点点了！”

沙僧：“这边有我嘛！”

八戒：“就是因为多了你这个累赘，他才会高我一点点！”

15、谁说我斗鸡眼？我只是把视力集中在一点，以改变我以往对事物的看法！

16、以前陪我看月亮的时候，叫人家小甜甜，现在新人胜旧人，叫人家牛夫人！

17、对不起啊，我不是故意的，我是看你那么冲动，配合你一下而已，我虽然不是什么正人君子，但也不至于趁人之危啊！

18、你只是得到我的肉体，并不能得到我的灵魂。我已经有爱人了，我们不会有结果的。你让我走吧！

19、那我们大家立刻开始这段感情吧！

20、老弟，像我这么有理性的人，我怎么可能会接受这种无稽的事情呢？

21、紫霞在你心目中是不是一个惊叹号？还是一个句号？你脑袋里是不是充满了问号？

22、（至尊宝剃了胡须，穿上书生的服装，站在桥上等晶晶姑娘的出现。） 至尊宝：呵嗬！

白晶晶：什么人？

至尊宝：长夜漫漫无心睡眠，我以为只有我睡不着，原来晶晶姑娘你也睡不着 ！ 白晶晶：是啊！不知道帮主为什么睡不着啊？

至尊宝：就是因为晶晶姑娘你啊。

白晶晶：我！？

至尊宝：不错。自从看到晶晶姑娘之后，我决定改过自新不再做贼，为了表示对姑娘你的诚意，我不要再看见以前的我。

(回头一笑)

好看吗？

白晶晶：是你这个臭猴子！

至尊宝：啊？臭猴子？

白晶晶：孙悟空啊！

至尊宝：孙悟空？

白晶晶：你变成人样就行了？

至尊宝：人样？！

白晶晶：看来我不用三味白骨火你是不会承认的！

(玉手一指，至尊宝的手马上起火)

至尊宝：还用得着吗？又烧！何必呢－－？何苦呢－－？

白晶晶：难道我搞错了？

(飞身上前将火扑灭)

至尊宝：哇！干吗用火焰来烧我啊？

白晶晶：你把胡子剃光干什么？你知不知道你少了胡子一点性格都没有了？

至尊宝：是吗？

白晶晶：唉，文也不行武也不行，你不做山贼，你想做状元啊？

至尊宝：我有想过……

白晶晶：省省吧你！改变什么形象，好好地做你山贼这份很有前途的职业去吧！ 至尊宝：我知道了，我一定会继续努力的！

(转身奔去)

白晶晶：什么不好像，像个臭猴子！

23、在一个月黑风高阴森恐怖的晚上，我是至尊宝你是白晶晶，奇妙的爱情就从桥头上这一点火开始的。我才一转身你就突如其来地向我一指，我整只手就着火了。你还要冲过来向我拚命地打拚命地打拚命地打，不是不是不是这样打，是这样这样这样，是了就是这样打的，你看到了吗？以后的发展我可以用一句峰回路转来形容，因为突然之间杀出了个牛魔王。当时你手拿一条龙骨大战牛魔王之后，就把我抓回了盘丝洞里。所谓光阴似箭，真的一点也不错，因为才一眨眼就到重头戏。在断岩上就是感情爆发的时候，我不顾一切地摸你你也不顾一切地摸我，并立下了永不分离的誓言。可惜快乐永远是短暂的，换来的只是无限的痛苦跟长叹，为什么你会死呢？我只有利用月光宝盒使时光倒流查出真相，终于被我知道原

来你是自杀的！在最后关头我终于能把你救活！可是最后一次时光倒流月光宝盒发生故障我""啾""的一下就回到了五百年……就这样。

24、噢，怪不得我长久以来都在做同样一个噩梦。在一片漆黑孤独的环境里面，一对对非常色迷迷的眼睛一直在盯着我看，看得我非常不好意思。就是你这种眼神，有好几次还盯得我脸都红了。原来注定我今天要撞妖。

25、孙悟空：因为你是女人我才不杀你，不要以为我怕了你。

26、孙悟空：大家看到啦？这个家伙没事就长篇大论婆婆妈妈叽叽歪歪，就好象整天有一只苍蝇，嗡……对不起，不是一只，是一堆苍蝇围着你，嗡……飞到你的耳朵里面，救命啊……所以呢，我就抓住这只苍蝇挤破它的肚皮把它的肠子拉出来再用它的肠子勒住它的脖子用力一拉。呵，整个舌头都伸出来啦！我在手起刀落。哗——整个世界清净了。

27、紫霞仙子：上天既然安排他拔出我的紫青宝剑，他一定是个不平凡的人，错不了！我知道有一天他会在一个万众嘱目的情况下出现，身披金甲圣衣，脚踏七彩云来娶我！

28、紫霞仙子：无论明不明白，我已经不是神仙了，我只明白一件事，爱一个人是那么的痛苦。

29、唐三藏：你想要啊！悟空，你要是想要的话你就说话嘛，你不说你想要我怎么知道你是真的想要了？虽然你很有诚意的看着我，可是你还是要跟我说你想要的，不可能你说你想要我不给你，你说你不想要我偏要给你，大家要讲道理嘛！你真的想要吗？那你就拿去吧，你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗？

30、唐三藏：姐姐，这是你的不对了，悟空要吃我只不过是个构思，还没成为事实。你又没有证据，他又何罪之有呢？不如等他吃了我，你有凭有据，再定他的罪也不迟啊。

31、唐三藏：哎，那个金刚圈尺寸太差，前重后轻，左宽右窄，他戴上去很不舒服，整晚失眠会连累我嘛，他虽然是只猴子，但你也不能这样对他啊，官府知道会说我虐待动物的，说起那个金刚圈，手工精美，价钱又公道，童叟无欺，干脆我介绍你再定做一个吧！

32、青霞：我是女人啊，玩真的，我跟你拼啦！

33、二当家：哇，又升仙啦！咦？为什么要说“又”？

34、.二当家：娘子，快和牛魔王出来看上帝。

35、(至尊宝欺骗紫霞后在盘丝洞遇到白晶晶，成亲前却又在梦中遇到紫霞)

紫霞：昨天晚上我托一只蜘蛛来跟你说，让她告诉你我很想念你，你知不知道？ 至尊宝：你又知不知道？我一直在骗你。

紫霞：骗就骗吧！就象飞蛾一样，明知道会受伤，还是会扑到火上。飞蛾就这么傻！

36、(晶晶看到了紫霞留在至尊宝心里的一滴眼泪，原来五百年后还是五百年前，终究无缘)

白晶晶：你的良心告诉我你最爱的不是我，而是另外一个女人。当我见到她在你良心里面留下的东西后，我觉得你经过这五百年，回来要找的不是我，而是她。你我都要相信这是天意，也是传说中的缘分。

 

第二篇：大话西游 经典台词

大话西游 经典台词

1.你想要啊?你想要就说吧,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢?

You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?

2.你又在吓我

You scare me again.

3.莫非是一家黑店?

Is this a slaughter house?

4.长夜漫漫,无心睡眠

It's a long night, no mood to sleep.

5.如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起,就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心

If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy

even if I were Heaven Emperor.

6.要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊?

Should I show you my heart?

7.可惜快乐永远都是短暂的,换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹

But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have

endless pain.

8.有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人,这段感情才是最要命的

When you discover that you’ve fallen in love with a man

you hate, this affair is really hurting you.

9.可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢?请你给我一个理由好不好?拜托!

But how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Please

give me a reason, please!

10.爱一个人需要理由吗?不需要吗?需要吗?

We don't need any reason to love a person. Don't we? Do we?

11.你有多少兄弟姐妹?你父母尚在吗?你说句话啊!我只是想在临死之

前多交一个朋友而已.

How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your

parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend

when I'm going to die.

12.所以说做妖就像做人一样,要有仁慈的心,有了仁慈的心,就不再是

妖,是人妖.

Being a devil is the same as being a human. We should be

kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.

13.爱一个人是痛苦的

Love means pain.

14.这样的话只是得到我的肉体,并不能得到我的灵魂

You can just get my body instead of my spirit.

15.曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前,我却没有珍惜,直到失去才追悔莫及.人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此.如果上天再给我一次机会的话,我一定会对那女孩说三个字:我爱你.如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话,我希望是一万年.

I have had my best love before, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It

is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her --- I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

大话西游 第十五句还有这样的版本

Once there was a true love at my choice, but I didn't cherish it. I fell into deep regret when I lost it. There was nothing miserable than it. If God could give me a chance to restart, I'll tell the girl 3 words: I love you. If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be 10,000 years.

《哈利-波特与密室》片段

You lost me my servant!

Master has presented Dobby with clothes

Your parents are meddlesome fools, too. Mark my words, Porter, one day soon...you are going to meet the same sticky end.

Harry Porter freed Dobby. How can Dobby ever repay him?

Just promise me something.

Never try to save my life again.

《哈里-波特和魔法石》片段

Everywhere else is full.

You can't expect him to hang around all day, can you?

Are you doing magic?

Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!

You two better change into robes. I expect we'll be arriving soon.

Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it? Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself...but they've all worked for me.

《哈利-波特与密室》

I should think you'd be more grateful. We raise you since you were a baby, give you food off our table, even let you have Dudley's second bedroom... purely out of the goodness of our hearts.

I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.

Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir, but never has

he been asked to sit down by a wizard, like an equal...

It's no good turning your beak up.

Would you mind going first, so Harry can see how it's done?

It's the same all over. Wizard blood is counting for less

everywhere.

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

Look at the time! We've been here nearly four hours!

Dinner's nearly done! If you hurry you might make pudding.

Spooky how the time flies when one's having fun!

Perhaps Potter and his friends were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time...

Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good

sign.

Mind your attitude. You want to show a little bit more

respect to a school Prefect!

I'll just be going. There's no need for me...

The adventure ends here, boys! But don't fret. The world will know our story. How I was too late to save the girl. How you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body. I'll even bind a limited edition in this snake skin. Say goodbye to your memories.

NO.13 <<Mu Lan>> 花木兰

1. A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may the difference between victory and defeat.

2. Silence. You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man’s presence.

3. So you will die for honor. I will die doing what’s right.

4. I know my place. It’s time you learned yours.

5. Dishonor will come to the family. Traditional values will disintegrate.

6. The fate of the Fa family rests in your claws.

7. I didn’t mean for it to go this far. But it was the only way. Please believe me.

8. You risked your life to help people you love. At least you have good intentions.

9. My children, heaven smiles down upon the Middle Kingdom .China will sleep safely tonight thanks to our brave warriors.

10. Now matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.

NO.14 <喜剧之王>

1.努力!奋斗!

Work harder! Keep on!

2.拜托你们,跑龙套的也要找些专业的嘛.

I’m begging you, you’d better find a professional extra for this role.

3.痛应该是从外到内,再反映出来的.

Pain is transmitted from your body to the inside, and outside again.

4.你们的问题就是:演技太差!

Your problem is: your acting stinks.

5.小姐,如果你非要叫我跑龙套的话,可不可以不要加个“死”字在前面?

Miss, if you must call me an extra, you don’t need to add “damned” in front of it.

6.不上班你养我啊?

Are you supporting my living if I don’t go to work?

7.我这辈子已经受了太多的挫折,我实在是太累了.如果连你也失去了,我真的支持不下去了.

I’ve encountered too much failure in my life, and I’m very tired. If I lose you too, I can’t hold on anymore.

8.我们现在是谈生意,不是谈恋爱.

We’re talking about business here. Don’t mix your personal feeling into it.

9.我说过你一定行的,记不记得?

I’ve said you can make it someday, remember?

10.钱不是重点,重点是演技有没有发挥的空间呢?

Money is not important , I only want to practice my acting.

NO.15 <<Roman Holiday>>

1. Please let me die in peace.

2. I have never been alone with a man before, even with my dress on.

3. You spent the whole day doing things I have always wanted to. Why?

4. I never heard of anybody so kind.

5. Life isn’t always what one likes

6. Just drive away and leave me, as I leave you.

7. I don’t know how to say good bye. I can’t think of any words.

8. Were I not completely aware of my duty to my family and my country, I would not have come tonight.

9. I can’t prevent you from selling the pictures if you want to, you will get a good price for them.

10. I am in favor of any measure which will lead to closer cooperation in Europe.

11. I will cherish my visit here, in memory, as long as I live.