大话西游的搞笑英语台词(1800字)

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大话西游的搞笑英语台词

周星驰的电影《大话西游》曾以它无厘头的搞笑与癫狂的内涵表达,在众多观众的心中建立起了无法磨灭的“星”派印象,并掀起了一股“恶搞哲学”的热潮。看完这部电影的观众在捧腹大笑之后都大呼过瘾,而电影中的很多台词更被人们奉为经典,以至于在很多其他影视作品中都出现过类似的台词。那么今天我们就来重温一下经典吧!

1. 你想要啊?你想要就说吧,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢?

You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent?

2. 你又在吓我。

You scare me again.

3. 莫非是一家黑店?

Is this a slaughter house?

4. 长夜漫漫,无心睡眠。

It's a long night, no mood to sleep.

5. 如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起,就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心。

If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.

6. 要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊?

Should I show you my heart?

7. 可惜快乐永远都是短暂的,换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹。

But happiness is always a flash of time. We only have endless pain.

8. 有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人,这段感情才是最要命的。

When you discover that you've fallen in love with someone you hate, this affair is really hurting you.

9. 可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢?请你给我一个理由好不好?拜托!

But how can I fall in love with someone I hate? Please give me a reason, please!

10. 爱一个人需要理由吗?不需要吗?需要吗?

We don't need any reason to love a person. Don't we? Do we?

11. 你有多少兄弟姐妹?你父母尚在吗?你说句话啊!我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已。

How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend when I'm going to die.

12. 所以说做妖就像做人一样,要有仁慈的心,有了仁慈的心,就不再是妖,是人妖。

Being a devil is the same as being a human. We should be kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.

13. 爱一个人是痛苦的。

Love means pain.

14 这样的话只是得到我的肉体,并不能得到我的灵魂。

You can just get my body instead of my spirit.

15 曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前,我却没有珍惜,直到失去才追悔莫及。人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此。如果上天再给我一次机会的话,我一定会对那女孩说三个字:我爱你。如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话,我希望是一万年。 I have had my best love before, but I didn't treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painful matter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her--I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.


第二篇:大话西游(英语话剧) 5300字

英语小品剧本 -- Big words of western tour (大话西游) Favorite Big words of western tour (大话西游) Chapter 1

Site:The wedding

Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.

牛:Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha ??.

妖:Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

牛:Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

牛:Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!

Come here! This is my brother.

(牛深情地转向紫霞)

牛:Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.

妖:I object!

牛:What?

妖:Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!

至:What’s this? Really?

妖:This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.

(剑从至的怀中落下)

妖:Magic Sword?

牛:Let me do this!

(紫跑出,拾剑)

紫:It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

(紫跑下)

妖:King, Iron Fan Princess has come.

牛:Aaa??

(牛惊慌地跑下)

Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden??

Chapter 2

Site: Bull King’s back garden

Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞

(至跑过来,突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上,于是走过来)

至:Why are you hiding here?

(紫抽剑,指向至。两人定格,至走出来,独白)

至:At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

紫:I’ll kill you if you come closer!

至:You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!

(紫长叹,抛剑,拾剑,抱剑)

紫:What can you tell your wife?

至:I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ??

紫:I help you!

至:No, it’s dangerous!

紫:You don’t want to?

至:I do! But ??

紫:I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.

(猪喊)

至:Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.

(依依不舍)

Aside: The night ??

Chapter 3

Site: Dungeon

Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧

猪和沙:Master, master

(两人同时悄声说)

猪:We come to save you.

沙:We come to bring you out.

唐:I won’t go.

猪和沙:Stay here? Why?

唐:There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.

(猪和沙下)

唐:You come in and have a sit!

至:To be honest, I’m not your disciple. I don’t want to be your disciple. Master I know you’re a good guy. Please let me

go!

唐:Do you know “dong , dong, dong ??”?

至:What is “dong, dong, dong”?

唐:“dong, dong, dong ??” is ??

(唐唱Only you)only you

至:Stop. Stop. I can’t take this anymore, please stop ??

唐:Ohoh ??

至:Damn you, you ? I’ve said I can’t take this anymore. Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.

唐: Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya ?

(至跑走)

Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.

The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.

After the Monkey King’s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall ?

Chapter 4

Site: The Hole of Waterfall

Characters: 至尊宝、观音

至:Goddess. I’m about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl ?has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.

观:Have you given up all things in human world?

至:Yes! Life and death is just minor! ?? But I don’t understand why can human’s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?

观:So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.

至:OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.

观:I want to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, you’re no longer a normal human. You can’t have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. It’s very uncomfortable.

至:OK.

观:Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?

至:I had had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years!

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