斗地主

A: It’s too boring In the dormitory...... B:What do you have fun advice?

C:Hey!Hey! I got one ,how about Dou Di Zhu ?

A:That sounds good, I agree with you.

B:OK ! Just do it .

(开始搬桌子，布置场景：一张桌子，三张凳子，一副#9@k。) C:Hurry up , I have shuffle the cards.

B:it’s OK. Let’s begin .

(抓牌。。。。。。)

A:This card. Great I will call the landlord!！ B:Aha ..Maybe mine is better.I will grab the landlord! C;Okey,my cards are not good enough ,Perhaps, I can help one of you two .I will not grab the landlord.

A:It’s my turn .i grab langlord again . Anyone!?Anyone?! Haha I am the landlord.

C:We will fighting!fighting!

B: The poor people like us are going to do the master and beat down the local TUHAO!

A:哇哦 哇哦waiting for death both of you.

(斗地主开始。。。。底牌是：XXX)

A:emm…… I’m first .A three

C;seven.

B:nine

A:Jack

C:king

B;Ace !

A:Two!Anyone else?anyone else?(奸笑。。。。)

B&C:Pass.

A:Aha~ A big plane~~~(做飞翔状。。。)

B;I can’t make it ,can you ?

C:臣妾做不到啊~~ 悲悯状(～ o ～)

A:Three with one ,can you make it ?

B: It’s too hard for us. C:Eh........

A:快点啊我等的花儿都谢了。。。 B:HaHA....I can beat it .three queens with a five. C:hey ,bady,good job !

Your cards palyed 忒 good~

A:Oh! Bullshit! B:let’s go ahead ,double Jack.

A:Double queen.

C:Fuck .pass!

B:haha...it’s my turn .A pair of king! A:A pair of Two! Haha ladies and gentlemen ,Attention!attention please! I just have only two cards,i will win right now!!

C:Oh my God ! Ican’t do it .Ar e you going to win ?

B:No way!! Look this !! King Bomb!!

And then ,eight!

A:Are you kidding me!?

B;Calm down calm down. ladies and gentlemen ,Attention!attention please! I just also have only a cards,i will be win too...

A: it’s too early to be cheerful, Ace!!! Look ,i also have only a card .

B:just beat it ,just beat it !!

C:I have waited this moment for a long long time,It’s my show time now!! Two!!

A: Oh ,are you serious?

B: You are really a good partner.help me win the game right now.. C: Absolutely .. A little three.(奸笑。。。。)

B:HAha the last one ,queen ~~~good job, man we win the game.

B&C:Yeah!!(看着A) You are a loser...(大笑。。。)

A: Oh ,fuck !!

 

第二篇：英语话剧小红帽

英语小剧本-----小红帽

Little Red hat.

第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）

Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!

Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.

Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.

第二场：在路上on the way

(一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red hat. Hi! Little Red hat. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s home．Grandma is ill.

Wolf: where does your grandma live?

Little Red Riding Hood: it’s far. She lives near the hill.

Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma.

(小红帽自己采了一会儿花)

Little Red Riding Hood：．Oh,it’s time to go to Grandma’s home.

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s home? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说） It’s me. Little Red hat .

Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in.

Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．

Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？

Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red hat. What a strange noise!

Wolf：Come in， Come in.

Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.

Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf：I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.

Wolf：I can hug you.

Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!

Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.

Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)

Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside . (从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起) (做剪Wolf的肚子) Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．

Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma： (从桌紫拿来针线)

Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.

Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

Grandma： I'll thread it.

Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.

Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!

Wolf： (应声倒下)

Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you