圣诞节有趣的电影台词

#10 - Deck The Halls 闪亮之屋

主演: Matthew Broderick & Danny Devito

年代: 2006

圣诞电影台词:

Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!

#9 - Jingle All The Way 圣诞老豆

主演: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sinbad

年代: 1996

圣诞电影台词:

Myron Larabee: I work for the post office so you know I’m not stable! Tell ‘em!

Howard Langston: This man is totally insane.

Myron Larabee: Thank you!

#8 - Eight Crazy Nights 八夜疯狂

主演: Adam Sandler

年代: 2002

圣诞电影台词:

Davey: Hey jelly jugs, next time you come to my gym you better wear a bra.

Whitey: He’s was just kidding son, you’ve got very nice breasts.

#7 - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 圣诞怪杰

主演: Jim Carrey

年代: 2000

圣诞电影台词:

Cindy Lou Who: Thanks for saving me.

The Grinch: [stops in his tracks] Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrongo. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.

[grabs wrapping paper and starts wrapping Cindy up]

The Grinch: Hold still.

[to Max]

The Grinch: Max, pick out a bow.

[to Cindy]

The Grinch: Can I use your finger for a sec?

#6 - Four Christmases 四个圣诞

主演: Vince Vaughn & Reese Witherspoon

年代: 2008

圣诞电影台词:

Jim: I’m not trying to be your father, I’m hoping for a chance to be your friend.

Brad: You were my friend, you were my best friend, but now you’re sleeping with my mom and it’s a little bit weird for me.

#5 - Bad Santa 圣诞坏公公

主演: Billy Bob Thorton

年代: 2003

圣诞电影台词:

Sue: I’ve always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn’t notice. It’s like some deep-seeded childhood thing.

Willie: So is my thing for tits.

#4 - Fred Claus 圣诞老人兄弟

主演: Vince Vaughn & Paul Giamatti

年代: 2007

圣诞电影台词:

Fred: Santa’s having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?

[his mother plugs her ears]

Mother Claus: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells…

#3 - A Christmas Story 圣诞故事

主演: Peter Billingsley & Darren McGavin

年代: 1983

圣诞电影台词:

Santa Claus: How about a nice football?

Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] Football? Football? What’s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out ‘football’.

Santa Claus:Okay, get him out of here.

Ralphie as Adult:[narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! Ralphie: [Ralphie is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! Santa Claus: You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

#2 - Elf 圣诞精灵

主演: Will Ferrell & James Caan

年代: 2003

圣诞电影台词:

Gimbel’s Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas?

Buddy: Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar.

Gimbel’s Santa: Let the kid talk.

Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?

Gimbel’s Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.

Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.

Gimbel’s Santa: Look, I’m not kiddin’.

Buddy: You’re a fake.

Gimbel’s Santa: I’m a fake?

Buddy: Yes!

Gimbel’s Santa: How’d you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.

Buddy: You stink.

Gimbel’s Santa: I think you’re gonna have a good Christmas, all right.

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.

#1 - National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

主演: Chevy Chase & Randy Quaid

年代: 1989

圣诞电影台词:

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Eddie: Naw, I’m doing just fine, Clark.

 

第二篇：圣诞节台词

Dennis: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Jessica: Good afternoon, boys and girls.

D&J: wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Dennis: I am Dennis Jessica: I am Jessica

Dennis: welcome to Jordan’s Language school. Jessica: welcome to our Christmas party. Dennis: 各位来宾、各位家长.

Jessica: 亲爱的老师、亲爱的小朋友.

Dennis: 今天是乔登美语安海校的三周年校庆,在这里，感谢广大领导和家长的

到来，以及长期以来对学校的支持与厚爱.

Jessica: 安海乔登美语学校的圣诞晚会现在开始，让我们一起来欣赏乔登美语学校的孩子们精彩的演出吧。请大家用热烈的掌声给我们最可爱的小朋友们。首先请欣赏小班大合唱 “向前冲”

1．舞蹈：向前冲

Dennis: Jessica 你会不会唱英文歌啊？ Jessica: 会一点点！

Dennis: 你知道吗？我们大班的小朋友英文也很厉害啊！ Jessica:真的吗？那真是太厉害了！

Dennis:下面请欣赏，大班小朋友带来的英文歌曲！ 2．虫儿飞

Jessica: Dennis老师啊，你会不会唱数鸭子的歌啊！ Dennis: 当然会了。。。。。。。。门前大桥下。。。。。。

Jessica: 真是有够难听的，还是听听小班的宝贝们唱的吧，现在请大家欣赏由小班带来的数鸭子，大家掌声鼓励~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3．歌曲：rain rain go away \apple tree

Jessica:怎么样啊，小班的宝贝是不是唱得很好啊！ Dennis: very good , 真的是如雷灌耳！ Jessica:

4． 歌曲：数鸭子

5.歌曲：what time is it? We are a happy family

抽取三等奖

6．个人演讲：three little butterflies

7．舞蹈：圣诞老人来了

8．歌曲：abc song

9．英语对话

10．舞蹈：娃娃赛诗

11．舞蹈： yummy what do you want to do hands up

抽取二等奖

12．歌曲：big big world

13．英语数来宝

14．时装秀

15舞蹈：字母操

16． 个人演讲：the fox and the cock

抽取一等奖

17．歌曲：we wish you a merry Christmas