The distinctions between men and women
As we all know, along with the development of modern society, women’s positions have been promoted gradually. Moreover, the distinctions between men and women have changed a lot.
For instance, A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. Furthermore, a woman has the last word in any argument, while anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.
To adapt ourselves to a wide range of society, we, men, have to work hard and burn the midnight oil even sometimes. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, but a successful woman is one who can find such a man. Thus, it is tired to be a man more than a woman.
What’s more, someone has ever said, “a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does. “
Nevertheless, above-mentioned issues can be ignored on the grounds that women have another big problem and leave all the men in the shade.
Do you know why our language is called the mother language? Because our father never gets a chance to speak! If you tell a man anything, it goes in at one ear and out at the other. And if you tell a woman anything, it goes in at both ears and out of her mouth.
In brief, although we are now trapped in a man-working and woman-spending consumption mode, what we go for is true love and living happily.
男人是用来靠的,所以你要努力让自己可靠而不是可爱;女人是用来爱的,所以你要努力让自己可爱而不是可靠。
男人忙着工作事业的时候落个“成功者”,于是女人家庭都拥有;女人忙着工作事业的时候最多落个“女强人”,于是男人家庭都没有。
男人最讨厌女人抱怨唠叨,所以你要在关键时刻学会闭嘴;女人最讨厌男人沉默不语,所以你要摒弃任何时候都沉默是金。
男人喜欢抱怨生活欠了自己的,所以他会为了生活不择手段;女人喜欢抱怨男人欠了自己的,所以她会了男人不惜一切。
男人把上床和做爱当成是一回事,于是没爱也不耽误上床做;女人把爱情和上床看成是一回事,于是上床做的都是爱。
男人出门没有不花心的,不喜欢看美女的男人属于有另类嗜好的;女人出门没有不花钱的,不喜欢买东西的女人属于实在是没钱的。
男人坏就坏在能把谎话说的白日见鬼,引来女人的仰慕惊叹;女人坏就坏在能把爱情做成以牙还牙,引来男人的顶礼膜拜。
男人嘴上说的不一定是心里想的,所以听男人不如会看男人;女人手边做的不一定嘴上会说,所以看女人不如会听女人。
男人出轨的时候常会说自己很忙,忙着顾此失彼然后是累;女人出墙的时候常会说自己很累,累着三心二意然后是忙。
男人吃回头草几乎都是因为混得不济,所以才会想起去重修旧好;女人吃回头草却多是因为找不到下一任,所以才更加害怕寂寞孤单。
男人离了婚反而会变得抢手,所以他们才会在不离婚里变本加厉;女人离过婚就成了二手,所以她们才会在不离婚里痛苦支撑。
男人满嘴黄色笑话那叫幽默风趣,于是有的男人肆无忌惮;女人要是讲点真话就是伤风败俗,于是有的女人以为有情就真的饮水饱。
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