外企员工英文辞职报告

dearxxx,

as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only

surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.

you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as

effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.

you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else

eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.

since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.

1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is

illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the

authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (try to use a spell check please; i hate having to correct your mistakes.)

thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of

recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be

open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!

wishing you a grand and glorious day.

 

第二篇：公司员工工作辞职报告

公司员工工作辞职报告

敬爱的总经理：您好！

首先在这里我要对您说声抱歉，因为我就要离开公司独自发展了。这是我之前没有意识到的，也是公司意想不到的，因为之前我工作的还是好好的，突然离职，显得极为不成熟，不过在我考虑了很久之后，我决定还是离开公司，另谋发展，这是由我自己的特殊情况造成的！

我在20xx年x月x日进入公司的时候，刚从大学传媒系毕业两个月，至今已接近一年的时间了。这一年得益于公司提供的良好平台，得益于何老师的谆谆教导，让我有一个好的机会，学习电视技术、datavideo设备及其周边产品以及系统集成等知识；让我有一个好的机会，学习做人的原则，学习思考问题的方法，学习为人处事的道理。在这一年中，我拓展了知识，锻炼了思维，开阔了眼界，增强了信心，自身素质有了很大提高，这一切均得益于公司提供的良好学习环境，我才能在何老师的谆谆教导下有如此大的提升。

但遗憾的是这一年中，我对公司文化了解不多，和公司同事接触的也比较少，稍稍感受了他们工作的风格和态度。然而，只是这些了解，就足以让我很乐意融入这个集体，让我很愿意继续在洋铭公司工作和发展。不过对于公司的长期发展，我的作用有限。尤其是公司决定将北京研究所迁到上海，我感觉很突然，头脑有些乱，有好多东西都不舍得放弃，可是鱼和熊掌不可兼得，经过这两天的考虑，我决定放弃去上海的机会。首先我认为广电行业的大环境和中心在北京，这里的行业种类多；这里的文化交流多，类如ccbn、birtv、

inforcom、国际音响展、教育技术研讨会以及其他电子、网络等等方面，这些交流可以让我了解最新的行业发展动态。再者我也了解到何老师不太舍得我离开，这一年不仅从何老师那里学到很多知识和道理，也建立了良好的感情。一方面我希望可以继续从何老师那里学到更多知识，另一方面我也不舍得这份感情。

在我一年的成长中，公司对我的帮助很大，我也为公司的发展做出了自己做大的努力，不过现在看来，我还是有着很多的要提高的地方，我坚信自己在

不远的将来还是可以做的更好的，只要自己更加不断的努力，我就可以再今后不断的努力中，做的更好！

总之，鱼和熊掌不可兼得，我决定放弃去上海的机会，希望公司在北京重新开张的时候，我还可以重新参加公司。真的很抱歉，可能我的辞职会在一定程度上影响您的工作安排。希望领导能够谅解并给予批准。祝愿公司生意兴隆！万事如意！

此致

敬礼