英语演讲幽默开场白

作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。

As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake. 创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。

作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。

As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.

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新初中幽默英语演讲稿

Love Your Mother

爱你的母亲

Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.

"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

因为我是女人,她告诉他.

"I don't understand," he said.

我不明白.他回答

His Mom just hugged him and said,

"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

妈妈拥抱了他说,"你永远也不会明白,但没关系..."

Later the little boy asked his father,

"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

后来小男孩问他的父亲"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

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As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.

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幽默英语演讲小短文(2分钟的)

As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.

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幽默式英语演讲开场欣赏

*In a Humorous Way

#幽默式开场欣赏

My respected comrades, I think when my name Marx Gorky is mentioned here, some measuring modifiers such as "great" "noble" "tall" will be added to it. If we always overemphasize and boast a certain person, we will neglect the achievements others made and the importance of others existing. I wonder if you have ever thought of that. Please believe me. I'm not talking high language on purpose nor am I making myself up. Considering some important reasons, I have to speak so. Say, there are great difference between our ages, but we share the same mother─children of all literature of Soviet Union.

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What did you do with your phone everyday? Watch movie or play mobile game? Use wechat or browse weibo? You spend a lot of time in these matters, but you learn nothing. Why don’t you find some interesting and useful applications？ I will show you three interesting and useful applications.

No.1 Yingyuliulishuo(英语流利说)

It’s an application about English learning. It can help you avoid mute English and speak English fluently. There are substantial study materials about daily life, business work, tourism and entertainment and others. You can choose different lesson on your own will. And it has the different difficult degree, you may choose according to the present level. The most important part is this app can improve your pronunciation. When you repeat a sentence, maybe your pronunciation weren’t standard. The word will become red or black.

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Big Head

“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”

“Where's the shopping bag?”

“I haven't got one,use your hat.”

大脑袋

“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

“购物袋在哪？”

“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

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如何写出精彩的英语演讲稿

2015-09-15

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如何写出精彩的英语演讲稿

当今社会，交流沟通变得异常重要，而公共英语演讲就是其最常见和有效的手段之一。无论是在学习还是工作中，我们会越来越多地接触到公共英语演讲，小到课堂的presentation、工作中的团建，大到学术大会上的发言、总统竞选。那么，如何才能写出精彩的英语演讲稿呢？对于初学者来讲，怎么把握其写作的关键呢？下面，将从大家熟知并广为推崇的乔布斯20xx年斯坦福大学的毕业演讲稿为范本，给大家具体剖析精彩英语演讲稿的写作要点，以帮助大家进一步了解其基本写作要领和指导大家的写作实践。

一.结构清楚，逻辑明晰

由于公共演讲一般受众为数十人甚至数百、数千人，再加上演讲环境的不确定性（比如：观众的欢呼，或者抱怨），最好在进入主题后马上给出所讲内容的逻辑框架，以便听众更好的预判整个演讲内容，有利于他们更好地跟随演讲者的思路，达到良好的演讲效果。比如，乔布斯在该次演讲中，开篇稍微寒暄开篇之后，就进入正题，“Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That’s it. No big deal. Just three stories.”学生们马上能做出逻辑预判，我们今天会听到乔布斯谈三点，然后具体关注是哪三点，这种演讲就具备了

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