邮件回复范本

一、 未收到货

1．美国国内定单有出货单号，（3-5天）

the usps only provide a delivery confirmation number instead of tracking number. therefore, the pakcage may not get updating even it is already on the ways, please wait 3 days more, if you do not receive it in 3 days, please email me back

2．美国国内定单有出货单号，（5-7天）

this order is shipped out right after you paid. however, the usps do not provide a tracking number instead of the delivery confirmation number.

if you don't receive the item in 10 days since you paid. we will believe the item is lost in transporation. and we will give u refund or resend another one to as you like.

3．美国国内定单有出货单号，（7-10天）

i understand it has been a while since you placed the orders from us, we have no idea just like u why the usps tracking info does not updated it at all. we will assume your package is lost, do you want to us either refund you or resend another one to u.

4．因缺货而延迟发货的定单 （10天以上）

we contacted with the usps immediately after you told us the shipping updatus has not been updating. i was told that the package is mishand in their warehouse. after we filed up a claim, it is on the right track now. sorry again

5．低价值无跟单号产品，客户未收到货

because this item under $5, it shipped with out delivery confirmation number. it is hard for us to deal with this transaction since it is under 5 dollar and the cost by usps first class mail is cost more than 2 dollar. so we have no choice to ship it out by usps first class letter. we have no reason to cheat on 3 dollar. we definitly shipped it out but we can not track on it.

6．显示已送到，实际未收到

I see that the tracking information says the shipment has been delivered. but it looks like it was miss delivered. that is not our fault. Some of our customer got the same trouble and they can find the package by contact the local post office or their neighbour

7．国际包裹

No tracking info for first class or priority mail. A customs declaration number LNXXXXUS will be displayed in your order. it usually take 14-21 business day to Canada, and EU countries, and 21-30 business day to other countries. please contact us when you do not receive your item within this range only. otherwise, we will ask you to keep waiting.

it is international shipping, so the package may be stuck in the customs, please wait a few more days. thank u

二、 收到货与描述不符

1． 数量不对，漏发工具等。重新安排发货

I am sorry for this issue, we are going to resend the missing items to u. the tracking# is xxxxxxxxx

2． 发错货，请客户退回。重新安排发货

i am apologize for this issue. please return the item back to us by following instruction at /id/techtreasure, and write ra# on the box. please use first class mail, and add tracking number on it. the item must be returned in good package.

we will resend a new one to u as soon as we receive the delivery confirmation number from u. please also show me a picture of the item you received to help us to identify the problem. thanks

3． 产品有缺陷，可以使用。与客户商量部分退款

4． 产品有缺陷，影响使用。退回重新安排发货或退款

5． 产品不工作。 退回重新安排发货或退款

6． 可能是欺诈的客户。 退回重新安排发货或退款

all the items have our own marks, and they are been double checked to ship. i would like to get this item back to identify the problem. if we have shipped the wrong item, I will issue full refund to you.

7．可能在安装中损坏的产品。 退回重新安排发货或退款

All of our items are fully tested. However, we recommend our customer check the qaulity and tested funcationality of the parts in the motherboard first instead of installing it. because warrenty will be expired if the item is returned at broken or installed condition.

We offer exchange or refund to all of items come as broken, factory defective, or different with the item description. the customer must return the item back to us first in order to receive the exchange or refund. no exception!!

we will physically inspect this defective parts. if there is no any man-made damage such as broken ribbon which is caused in installing. we will issue full refund to you

if this parts is damage by installing, we will take a few picture to you, so you can file a claim with repair center. if you think this is fair, please go ahead to return it back to us. thank u

8．退货扣运费，客户有意见

sent the exactly item what you order from us, if you do not want to keep it. it is fine to us to accept your return. however, we only charge you $2.5 to cover our shipping cost since we have no fault in this transaction compared to other seller charge percent of restock fees. if you think this is not fair, please email us back

9．不肯退货的客户

the manufacture offer warranty to this parts. if you return the item back to us, we will get full refund from the manufacture, so we prefer you return this item back to us, and we will issue full refund to you

 

第二篇：神回复帖

神回复

1 私房钱藏在哪不会被老婆发现？

神回复：直接捐给红十字会吧，别说是你老婆了，全世界都找不到。。。

2 中国耗时最长的工程是什么？

神回复：希望工程。只有开始，没有结束。

3 [CCTV记者当街采访一农民工 ]记者：你对今年新政反腐要动真格的怎么看？农民工神回复：你的意思是说往年都是闹着玩的吗？！

4 今天看到朋友个性签名：need just Word，Word has Word。不懂，于是谦虚请教。 神回复：你的就是我的，我的还是我的

5 曾听到一个说法：“和妹子相处，要义就是：若她涉世未深，就带她看尽人间繁华；若她心已沧桑，就带她坐旋转木马。”

神回复：和男人相处，要义就是：若他情窦初开，你就宽衣解带；若他阅人无数，你就灶边炉台...

6 问：你离死亡最近的一次经历？

神回复：xx年前差点给后面那精子追上了。。。。

7 发贴：起床，尿尿，刷牙，洗脸，出门。

神回复：今天是不是停水了？

8 问：用一句话证明你看过四大名著。

神回复：军师救我，妹妹救我，哥哥救我，悟空救我。

9 有人发帖《以前上学时课文里学过的最伤感的一句话是什么》，很多人提名“庭有枇杷树，吾妻死时所植，今已亭亭如盖矣”，还有人说出师表、木兰辞、十年生死两茫茫、雨巷等等。 神回复：“背诵全文”??

10 问：＂用一句话让非诚勿扰24位女嘉宾全部灭灯。＂

神回复：“——我希望找一个处女??”话音未落，灯灭人离，一个“座”字活生生被咽进了肚子里。

11 老婆逛街看到一个好可爱的小朋友。然后看看老公，叹了一口气。对老公说：以后要是生小孩长得像你就完了！

神回复：老公愣了一下，恶狠狠地瞪了老婆一眼："要是长得不像我，你就完了！！！"

12 问：一学生，成绩年年倒数第一，常与人打架，按领导要求老师想给学生好听一点的期末评语，怎么写啊？

神回复：该生成绩稳定，动手能力强。

13 发帖：《山木总裁因强奸门而辞职》

跟帖：“谁这么畜牲，连门都强奸！”

14 贴子：《佟大为妻子生下一女婴》

跟帖：“佟大是谁啊？这么厉害！”

15 问：为什么中国领导人每次访问日本，日本方面都比较冷淡，甚至机场连欢迎标语都没挂？

神回复：怎么挂？热烈欢迎中国老朋友来日？~

16 为什么卫生巾广告都是倒蓝水呢，难道女人是蓝精灵？

神回复：用红色的水容易引发跟日本的外交纠纷~~！！

17 问：好色能改吗？

神回复：东方不败原来也有这个毛病，但是后来他没有了。

18 问：你们女人大夏天的戴胸罩不热吗？

神回复：我们不带你们会热??

19 为什么生下的孩子要跟父亲一个姓？

神回复：因为取款机里吐出的钱归插卡人所有

20 问：“杨过为什么要跳崖？”

神回复：“父是康！”

21 青年在论坛上发帖子问：跟女朋友在一起很久了，感情很好，该不该在婚前ML呢？ 神回复：good morning。。。。

22.你们都太小瞧张震这个演员了。拍<赤壁>为演孙权他熟读三国；拍<建党伟业>他又把民国史熟记于心；拍<深海寻人>他考了PADI潜水执照；拍<吴清源>他的围棋已能压制专业三段；<一代宗师>杀青他拿了全国八极拳冠军；拍<聂隐娘>他学会了近身剑术。网友神回复：幸亏他没接拍<大太监>。

23.曾有网友吐槽李云迪粉丝：尼玛啊，你以为钢琴大师需要的是你们这种拿着灯牌在演唱会大吼大叫，偶像在台上吼两句一起唱，你们就在下面跟着一起唱的粉丝！！！难道你让人家李云迪弹着弹着突然对台下说，大家一起弹！！！！！！大家一起弹！！！！！神回复：后面的朋友把钢琴举起来！！

24.《每日邮报》3月x日消息，加拿大一名野生动物摄影师在南极洲水下遇到一只体型巨大的海豹。该海豹如若张嘴，可将摄影师的相机及脑袋一起吞下。但令摄影师意想不到的是，这只海豹竟友好地送企鹅给摄影师，似乎想与他交朋友。神回复：“这是我的QQ。”

25.据港媒报道，国务院总理李克强等领导昨甫离开人民大会堂席上，一名内地女记者即一马当先，冲上台抢新任总理留下的半瓶水作为纪念品，她之后还把总理的水倒出来，得意地喝了几口。神回复：终于喝上了一口放心水。

26．一女在博客上哭诉：最近才知道，原来老公给女儿取的名字是他初恋的名字，自己的老公曾经很爱初恋。但和自己认识以来老公一直对自己很好，本以为自己是最幸福的女人，现在才知道，原来老公一直没忘记初恋，呜呜。。。一网友回复：“其实你老公是想说：初恋，我草尼玛！！

27．何大娘对老伴说：“邻居韩大爷给他孙子起的名字叫韩金量，高大爷给他孙子起的名字叫高科技，咱们也快有孙子了，你也给起个响亮的名字吧？”神回复：“就叫何武器！”