第二篇：加菲猫语录(双语阅读)

Garfield’s Quotes

加菲猫语录

Money is not everything. There's Master Card & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们非常可口。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，因此请和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

用心去爱你的邻居，不过千万别被捉奸在床。

Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

在每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人。而在每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

每个单身汉早晚都必须结婚，毕竟，生活中可不止幸福这一件事啊!

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明的人都是未婚的，当他们结婚后就很难再聪明起来。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关的术语，他会给你带来很多相关的亲戚。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像拍照片，需要在暗房中来培养、发展。

Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

你的未来取决于你现在的梦想，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个早上都要醒来。

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不会致死任何人，可是谁会冒这个险尝试呢?

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝决定了你的亲戚，感谢上帝，我们还有挑选朋友的权利。

When two’s company, three's the result!

当两个人来做伴，其结果就是造出第三个人!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就像铁丝网，它能保护好重点但并不妨碍你成为靓丽风景。

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

学习的越多，知道的越多;知道的越多，忘记的越多;忘记的越多，知道的越少;那为什么要学习呢?

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