畅谈口语-偶遇破产姐妹

群聊某一位奇葩似乎是大家生活的小小调味料，不过我知道大家只是开玩笑啦，并无恶意的，就像《Two Broke Girls》里的几位一样，俏皮的话语可供大家开怀一笑哦~

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Max: Caroline, I just unlocked the candy hammer. Caroline我刚把糖锤子解锁了。 Can you go over there and take those girl’s orders?你能去给那俩女孩点餐吗？ Caroline: I can’t. I just can’t.我做不到，臣妾做不到啊。

Caroline: Oh, no way! I just hit $1,000! That’s almost both legs paid for! 不是吧，筹到1000美元了。都可以买两条假腿了！

Han: Uh, hello?啊，你俩?

Han: You’re dinging and donging right in front of my face. Can’t you at least put your phones on vibrate?

你们两个在我眼皮子底下玩手机。你们至少可以把手机调成震动吗？

Max: I don’t like to mix business with pleasure.我不喜欢把工作和娱乐混为一谈。 Han: You two need to be off your phones and working. 你俩不能玩手机了，该干活了。

Han: Now. And no back talk. 马上，不许顶嘴。

Caroline: Totally. 完全是这样。

Earl: Totally. 绝对的。

Max & Caroline: -Totally. –Totally. -千真万确。-千真万确。

Han: Oh, I know what’s going on. You’re group-texting insults about me! 噢，我知道怎么回事了。你们在群发短信说我坏话！

Max: We are not. 才没有。

Sophie: I got your text. Han does look like those monion things in Despicable Me!

我收到你的短信了。Han的确长得像“神偷奶爸“里面的小黄人。

Han: And I thought bullying would end when I hit four feet.

我原以为自己死了就不会再受辱。

Caroline: Oh! Oh, my god! I’m getting my new pants! I just got a $500 pledge! 哦！哦！老天爷！新裤子可以入手啦！又有人答应给500块了。

Caroline: Somebody want to slap me! Somebody want to slap me!

有个人想抽我 ! 有个人想抽我！

Max: Just one person? 只有一个人吗？

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第二篇：破产姐妹台词

1. And everybody hates everything with the exception，of angelina jolie，who is totally awesome. 每个人都讨厌所有的一切，但就是不讨厌安吉丽娜·朱丽，她人实在太好。

2. Sometimes when you think the sky is about to fall down, you might be standing tilted! 有时候你以为天要塌下来了，其实是自己站歪了！

3. You can't always help who you are attracted to.

有时候人们就是会控制不住喜欢谁。

4. Why do you even have a phone if you're not gonna pick it up?

你要是都不接电话，你要手机来干嘛？

5. When you don't have enough money to fix your own mistakes, you've make your own magic. 当你没钱弥补你犯下的错误时，那就得靠自己创造奇迹。

6. How will you ever live with the shame?

犯下奇耻大辱，你以后还怎么做人呀？

7. Why are the hot ones always gay?

为什么长得帅的都是gay？

8. People who hate you, but can't kill you. That's what family is.

亲人就是恨你却又不能杀你的人。

9. If I have to strip, I have to strip.

君要臣脱，臣不得不脱。

10. Everyone's as judgmental as me.

大家全都爱吐槽。