有趣的英文名言合集（十）

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

Saint Augustine

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philips

I like children - fried.

W. C. Fields

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

Mitch Hedberg

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Rodney Dangerfield

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. P. J. O'Rourke

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Woody Allen

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. H. L. Mencken

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. H. L. Mencken

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin

 

第二篇：有趣的英文名言合集(四)

有趣的英文名言合集（四）

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. Richard Dawkins

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O'Rourke

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Ronald Reagan

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Milton Berle

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Mae West

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx