有趣的英文名言合集（三）

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Mark Twain

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Mark Twain

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Carl Sandburg

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. Natalie Wood

 

第二篇：有趣的英文名言合集(八)

有趣的英文名言合集（八）

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Mitch Hedberg

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Warren Buffett

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Erma Bombeck

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

Mitch Hedberg

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. Bertrand Russell

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. Jane Wagner

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

Steven Wright