世界各地搞笑的英语表达

①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself。 日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。

②Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty。

匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。 ③Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar。

挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。

④Fur coats made for ladies from their skins。

瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。

⑤Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists。

香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。

⑥Drop your trousers here for best results。

泰国的干洗店：在这里脱掉您的裤子，等待最好的结果。

⑦Specialist in women and other diseases。

意大利妇科诊所：我们是women和其他疾病的专家。

⑧Welcome to the cemetery where famous Russian artists are buried daily except Thursday。

俄国公墓：欢迎访问这个公墓，许多著名的俄国艺术家每天埋在这里，但星期四不埋。

⑨We take your bags and send them in all directions。

丹麦机场：我们将拿走您的行李，送往四面八方。

⑩The manager has personally passed all water served here。

墨西哥旅馆：旅馆经理将亲自为您撒尿。

 

第二篇：搞笑的中国式英语

1) We two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁啊?

2) You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers, together up! 你有种.我要给你点颜色瞧瞧.兄弟们,一起上!

3) As far as you go to die!!!

有多远,死多远!!!

4) Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, go home!!

有事起奏,无事退朝!

5) You me you me!

彼此彼此!

6) You give me stop!

你给我站住!

7) Know is know; no know is no know.

知之为知之,不知为不知...

8) watch sister

表妹

9) Dragon born dragon; chicken born chicken; mouse's son can make hole. 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞.

10) I give you face and you don't want face. You lose your face; I turn my face. 给你脸你不要脸.你丢脸,我翻脸.

11)one car come and one car go: two car peng peng; people die.

车祸现场描述.

12) heart flower angry open

心花怒放

13) Go past, no mistake past.

走过路过,不要错过.

14) If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!

要钱没有,要命一条!

15) You have two down son.

你有两下子.

16) Good good study; day day up! 好好学习,天天向上!