80后搞笑个性自我介绍

1、?80后 ?奔3 ?没房 ?没车 ?没钱 ?没相貌 ?没身材 ?没才 ?没经验 ?没成绩 ?没身份 ?没背景 ?没死

2、李飞，二十八岁，男，未婚。19xx年1月出生，出生具体坐标北纬197.5度，东经36.55度。出生地：医院。

3、本人在地球上的雅号叫李飞，年龄保密，身高你猜，体重不说，爱好很多，本人不高不矮不瘦不美不丑,现栖身于大宇宙四维空间银河系太阳系第三号行星地球上。请多多指

教！

4、19xx年中国制造，长178cm，净重66kg。采用人工智能，各部分零件齐全，运转稳定，经二十多年的运行，属质量信得过产品。该“产品”手续齐全，无限期包退包换。现因发展需要，诚招志同道合者，共同研制开发第二代语言聊天

软件，有意者请联系！

5、我叫威风八，身高一米八，年龄二十八，性别不是三八，年薪四万八，房子的地基正在扒，需要扶养的就一个爸，不

知有谁愿意嫁？

6、我是宇宙超级网虫，欢迎你打我、骂我、K我、扁我、踢我、踹我、揍我，甚至把我煮、煎、炒、炸、焖、炖、红

烧、清蒸、干褊、水煮……我都毫无怨言，但前提是：这个人必须是天底下最最漂亮、可爱、美丽、温柔、善良、贤惠、

有气质的大美女--某某（女友名字）

7、我的性别你们都知道啦,我的名字,你们都知道的啦,我的年龄你们都知道的啦,我的爱好,不用说啦,我的特长,吃饭!

8、家穷人丑，一米四九。小学文化，农村户口。破屋三间，薄田一亩。冷锅热灶，老婆没有。一年四季，药不离口，今

日上网，广征女友，革命路上，并肩携手~~

 

第二篇：英语自我介绍英文自我介绍3分钟范文

中央电视台“希望之星”英语风采大赛

英文自我介绍 3分钟

陆振南 14 生工班

Good evening, everyone! I feel great honored to participate in the CCTV star of outlook English competition. I am very glad to be here to introduce myself.

Although this is my first time to introduce myself in English, but I believe that I can make a good performance . and hope that through this simple introduction, you can remember my name ,remember my face and I believe that we will become friends in no distant future。

My name is Lu Zhennan and I am 20 years old, born in pizhou of

jiangsu province. I graduated from the first middle school of pizhou.As is known to all,I from School of medical imaging .My major is Biomedical Engineering. I spend most of my time on English study and I’ve acquired basic knowledge of my major.I like reading books especially in English classics。As gorky said ,books are the ladder of human progress.I am eager to get an opportunity to fully play my ability.this is why I take part in the CCTV star of outlook English competition.I know it’s a huge challenge for me to conquer English, but I believe that “No pains, no gains, success belongs to the persevering”, I hope I can learn more from you。

In addition to the above-mentioned , in my spare time I am fond of playing basketball and pingpang, listening to pop music and surfing the Internet. Playing basketball can exercise my body, let me have more perseverance. Listening to music can make me relax, make me more confident. Internet can enrich my knowledge, so that I have more experience.

Ok .That's a little about myself，i believe i will promote and i hope teachers give me this opportunity.thank everybody for listening to my introduction.