怪物史莱克2（第二部分）
Shrek：Face it, Donkey! We're lost.面对现实吧，驴子，我们迷路了。
Donkey：We can't be lost. We followed the King's instructions exactly. What's did
he say？Head to the darkest part of the woods... 不可能，我们绝对是按照国王说的走的。他怎么说的？朝向丛林的最深，最黑暗处...
Shrek：And... 然后...
Donkey：Past the sinister trees with scary-looking branches. 走过邪恶之树，那些长
着恐怖模样的枝杈
Shrek：Check.查看一下。
Donkey：The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey!看到想美女一样的灌木。
Shrek：We passed that three times already!我们已经经过这个灌木三次了！
Donkey：You were the one who said not to stop for directions. 你没说要停下来辨别
方向。
Shrek：Oh, great！ My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad and l end up lost
in the woods with you!哦，太棒了！这是我唯一个与Fiona的爸爸改善关系的机会，就这样被我们的迷路葬送了！
Donkey：All right. Don't get huffy! l'm only trying to help.好了，别发火了，我只
是想帮你。
Shrek：l know! l know. l'm sorry, all right?我知道! 我知道! 对不起，好吧。 Donkey：Hey, don't worry about it.嘿，别担心！
Shrek：l just really need to make things work with this guy. 我只是想跟他好好相处。 Donkey：Yeah, sure. Now let's go bond with Daddy.当然，现在我们去找他吧。
Shrek：Well, well, well, Donkey. l know it was kind of a tender moment back there,
but the purring?驴子，我知道后面的景色不错，但这是咕噜声？
Donkey：What? l ain't purring.什么？我可没咕噜。
Shrek：Oh，sure. What's next? A hug?哦，那然后呢，拥抱一下吗？
Donkey：Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr. What do you think l am, some kind of a... 驴子不会咕噜，你以为我是什么，一种...
Puss In Boots：Ha-ha! Fear me, if you dare!哈哈！是不是很怕我！
Shrek：Look! A little cat.看，一只小猫
Donkey：Look out, Shrek! He got a piece!小心，史莱克!他有武器。
Shrek：It's a cat, Donkey.Come here, little kitty, kitty. Come on, little kitty. Come
here. Oh! Come here, little kitty.一只小猫罢了，驴子，过来，小猫咪，猫咪，猫咪... 过来，小猫咪.
Donkey: Hold on, Shrek! l'm coming! 别动，Shrek，我来了!
Shrek: Come on! Get it off! Get it off! 快来，下来!下来!
Donkey: Look out, Shrek! Hold still! 小心，Shrek!别动!
Shrek: Get it off!弄走！
Donkey:Shrek! Hold still! Did l miss? Shrek!不要动!我没踢着吗？ Shrek: No. You got them.不，你踢到了。
Puss In Boots：Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from... Puss... in Boots!你这个怪物，
祈求鞋帽剑客的原谅吧。 Shrek: I'll kill that cat!我要宰了那只猫
Puss In Boots：Hairball. 毛球!
Donkey： Oh! That is nasty!哦！ 真恶心！
Shrek:What should we do with him?我们怎么处置他？
Donkey：Take the sword and neuter him. Give him the Bob Barker treatment.用剑把他阉了，给予Bob Barker式的待遇。
Puss In Boots：Oh, no! Por favor! Please! I implore you! It was nothing personal,
Senor. l was doing it only for my family. My mother, she is sick. And my father lives off the garbage! The King offered me much in gold and l have a litter of brothers...不! 不!看在弱小的份上，请别那么做！求你们了，我是个小人物，先生。我是为了家人才这么做的。我妈妈，她生着病 我父亲靠捡垃圾为生。国王给我和我兄弟很多金子...
Shrek: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Fiona's father paid you to do this?哇哇哇! Fiona的爸爸
付金子给你就是让你杀我？
Puss In Boots：The rich King? See.富有的国王? 没错。
Shrek: Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing.嗯，岳父大人的祝福方式还真多。
Donkey：Come on. Don't feel bad. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you.
别难过了, 几乎每个人见了你都想杀你。
Shrek: Gee, thanks. Maybe Fiona would've been better off if l were some sort of Prince Charming.谢谢了！也许Fiona有了白马王子会更幸福。
Puss In Boots：See，that's what the King said. Oh, uh... sorry. l thought that question was directed at me. 没错，国王也是这么说.哦！对不起， 我以为那个问题是要我回答的。 Donkey：Shrek, Fiona knows you'd do anything for her. Shrek, Fiona知道你会为她
做任何事情。
Shrek: Well, it's not like l wouldn't change if l could. l just... l just wish l could
make her happy. Hold the phone... Happiness. A tear drop away. Donkey! Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you!不过，我根本无法改变，我只是希望能让她快乐。等等... 快乐。只需要...一滴眼泪。驴子!想想你遇到过的最伤心的事。 Donkey：Aw, man, where do l begin? First there was the time that old farmer tried
to sell me for some magic beans.Then I never got it over there.Then this fool had a party and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me. Then they got drunk and start beating me with a stick, going Pinata!! What is a pinata, anyway?哎哟，让我从哪儿说起呢？先是有个老农夫 要卖了我换取魔豆，我永远不能忘记。然后这笨蛋开个派对,所有的客人都想在我身上钉尾巴。然后，他喝醉后用棍子打我 还喊“Pinata”。“品尼亚大”是什么意思？
Shrek: No, Donkey! l need you to cry! 不，驴子，我要你哭。
Donkey：Yeah, don't go projecting on me. l know you're feeling bad, but you got to...
You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of...不要拿我当你的出气筒,我知道你难过，但是你要自己...你这个只会舔垃圾的毛球
Fairy Godmother: What? Is it on? Is it on? This is Fairy Godmother. I'm either away
from my desk or with a client. But if you come by the office, we'll be glad to make you a personal appointment. Have a happy ever after！ 什么？这个开着吗？我是教母仙女。我不是离开办公室了就是有客户。你想来我办公室 很高兴和您预约时间。祝您幸福快乐！
SHREK THE THIRD is a direct-to-video quality production being sent to the theaters instead in the hope of getting families to spend ten times as much
money (or more) to see it than they would if they just rented it. A slipshod affair, it has a nearly non-existent story and nothing but a bunch of recycled humor.
In our packed audience, the kids were rarely engaged in it, spending most of their time fidgeting and talking. Laughter, when it did occur, wasn't exactly
anything to write home about. The dialog this time is exceedingly lame, and the animation and cinematography are both dull and unimaginative.
I can't think why one would even want to rent SHREK THE THIRD, much less spend the fifty bucks or more that it cost families to go to the movies. The first two films in the series were absolutely wonderful movies, to which I gave both *** 1/2. I was a fan of the series until now. The studio should be ashamed of this mediocre effort.
Sure, the movie does have a couple of sequences worth a small laugh and a few more worth a smile, but I would expect that from any decent three-minute cartoon.
One of the few delights in SHREK THE THIRD is a body switch between Donkey (voiced by Eddie Murphy) and Puss In Boots (voiced by Antonio
Banderas). The best moment in the entire movie occurs when Puss In Boots, as a donkey, tries to make big, sad eyes, which, of course, a donkey is
incapable of producing. Other promising and briefly enjoyable moments occur in a few musical numbers, all of which are aborted before they can really take off.
In a word, SHREK THE THIRD is just simply "disappointing," and that's a big understatement. (Don't even get me started on the credits, which run a full ten minutes and thank everyone at DreamWorks, including the entire Human Resource Department. I am not making this up.)
Let's just hope that with a series this much out of gas, the studio will not attempt a SHREK 4