GossipGirl第三季学英语3.11 感恩节不和谐
I stand corrected.
= I admit that I was wrong 【口语】好吧，我错了。
Keep it small, hassle-free.
hassle 麻烦，争论
hassle free就是省事儿，少找麻烦。
Could our self-imposed exile start after tomorrow?
self-imposed exile 自愿承担的流放
you're making me work at the soup kitchen all day.
soup kitchen 施粥所 a place where food is offered to the hungry for free or at a reasonably low price.
能表示同样意思的词儿还有a bread line和a meal center。一般竞选之类的活动吧，那些候选人都会做一些亲民的慈善义举，形象工程嘛。
She has some bomb. She wants to drop on me in a controlled environment surrounded by air marshals and French people.
drop bomb on 宣布坏消息
Amazing. Your holiday paranoia truly knows no bounds.
paranoia 偏执狂
know no bounds 没分寸，没边界 not limited
know no bounds也是个习语
I didn't know the empire had hourly rates.
hourly rate 钟点工
thanks to last year's the longest yard, my knee can now predict the weather. longest yard 指橄榄球，感恩节有橄榄球赛的传统。。
This is probably an overstep,
overstep 越界
Lily ran into Maureen and invited us for Thanksgiving,
run into 偶遇，碰上
I bring Babka and make decaf.
Babka 兰姆糕
兰姆糕是一种加有桔皮、兰姆酒、杏仁和葡萄干的咖啡蛋糕，所以最后又说make decaf，
还是低咖啡因的。有点像年轮蛋糕啦。
she offer me time and a half, so...
time and a half 付1.5倍工资
How often does the other woman get a "happily ever after"?
happily ever after 过着幸福快乐的生活。
Is it me or is my daughter just getting crazier and crazier?
Is it me or ... 是我的错觉还是……
这个句式在口语里面很常用的，比方Is it me or is it snowing outside? 是我看花了眼，还是外面真的下雪了啊？
Why does my mom have to stick her nose into everyone's business?
poke/stick your nose into something 管闲事 to show too much interest in a situation that does not involve you
Cece's heart pumps secrets and gin.
gin 琴酒（难得柒也认得个酒名儿，柯南造化啊……）
这句话也真是非常形象，说Cece的心脏里搏动的不是血液而是秘密和烈酒。当然这只是比喻的说法，其实心脏里就只有血液嘛。（咳咳~~一本正经地。）
Ask Eric. He's mastered 2.
be mastered 2 两面派
He'll be a political joke, and you'll be a punch line.
punch line 妙语
政治人物要是出了什么绯闻的话呢，绝对是会被那些脱口秀主持人拿来开刷的，而绯闻女主角自然就成为了那些政治笑话中作为噱头的连珠妙语，旁人听了哄堂，对当事人来说可真不是滋味的。
how it feels to be the one getting egged
get egged 被扔鸡蛋
You told Kira she had to watch her back.
watch one's back 小心提防
Eating leftovers and feeling horrible.
leftover 隔夜菜，剩饭剩菜
感恩节大餐因为有一超大火鸡，总是吃不掉剩下很多，所以后面几天都要吃那些leftover解决。咱过春节也经常这样吧？
My parents start next Polish-Soviet war. Russia once again not victor, believe me.
Polish-Soviet war 波苏战争（19xx年2月－19xx年3月）是第一次世界大战结
束后，在苏俄与波兰第二共和国这2个新成立的政权之间进行的一场战争。
my daughter and I had our first heart-to-heart talk in... in ever.
Heart-to-heart talk 认真而深入的谈话 a serious and intimate discussion GossipGirl第三季学英语3.12 冬至低迷时节
Sometimes, reality comes crashing into us. Other times, it dawns on us slowly, despite our best efforts to ignore it.
crash into 闯入
dawn on 渐渐开始明白
绯闻女孩这两句话主要是说明领悟现实的两种状况，一个是猛地一下顿悟，而另一种则是渐渐地领悟，用的这两个词挺好。dawn on本意是太阳渐渐升起天越来越亮的意思。
I can't be resting on my laurels.
resting on my laurels 安于现状，固步自封 relying on previous accolades or successes
laurels就是月桂枝，是荣誉与成就的象征。不知道跟阿波罗达芙妮那个神话故事有没有关系，反正是罗马时期用来编制皇冠的。resting on my laurels跟我们说的躺在功劳簿上差不多。
It slipped my mind.
slip one's mind 忘记了
That she's holed up with some married politician, acting like some sort of teenage Rielle Hunter?
hole up 躲藏起来
Rielle Hunter是个美国女演员，与民主党候选人John Edwards有过婚外情。
You've been ducking work all week.
duck 一头钻入
maybe--maybe this will all blow over.
blow over 轻松过关 pass over with little lasting effect
No matter who's looking over our shoulder.
look over shoulder 回头看
Spotted--an "it" girl with an "it" bag.
"it" girl 物质女孩 a charming, sexy young woman who receives intense media coverage unrelated or disproportional to personal achievements "it" girl是指性感迷人的年轻女士，或是经常现身主流媒体及终日参加聚会的女性。她们的个人成就并不是其受到的媒体关注的主要原因。对某人一个it girl 的称谓常常是暂时性的，她们中发展势头良好的会最终成为真正意味上的明星，其他人的将在流行过后淡出公众视
野。这个词来源于19xx年时英国小说及剧作家 Elinor Glyn，用来形容好莱坞片《It》中性感、品位及性格的女主角Clara Bow。19xx年，英国小说家Elinor Glyn用“It Girl”形容了一个好莱坞史上首个打性感牌的女星Clara Bow，其25岁时就已拍了48部电影，是默片时代的顶梁柱明星之一，在电影《It》中她以轻巧的Flapper Look成为19xx年代大众的模仿形象。
I've never seen one in the flesh.
in the flesh 真容 Alive; In person; present.
比方我们去看某明星演唱会，有时候就会很激动的说：“我从来没见过活的刘德华诶！”虽然会产生很强大的歧义，不过大概意思也能够理解，就是看到真人，而不是通过媒体。
Well, great minds shop alike.
great minds shop alike 从Great minds think alike演变而来，英雄所见略同。 这里翻译成“英雄所买略同”不错。
If you went toe-to-toe with paul hoffman that you couldn't take him down? toe to toe 当面对峙 in close and direct confrontation, competition
He's a douche.
douche 【俚语】白痴
But an attractive man like yourself moves into the building... based on your comings and goings,
comings and goings 行为，活动 Movements, activities
I was hoping you'd come to your senses, and now you have.
come to one's senses 不再做傻事
And if you want the write-off for '09, You need to be breaking ground by the new year, so... Ho ho homeless.
write-off 销帐,勾销
break ground 破土动工
Bass老爸这两句话说得很有点水准，尤其最后一句ho ho homeless，ho ho模仿的是圣诞老人的笑声，用以嘲弄无家可归的流浪者，尤显残酷。
I'm--I'm starved and bored out of my mind.
bored out of your mind 极度无聊 extremely bored
And if you need anything else, just give me a buzz.
give me a buzz 【口语】打电话给我
Bart's 1-year mark.
1-year mark 周年纪念
你看用的不是anniversary哦。
I think that you should be open to the idea that at least some of what Maureen was saying might be true.
open to the idea 开始考虑
Here comes Nate to stir it up.
stir it up 挑起事端 to set in motion; instigate
I guess I had to learn the hard way.
like mother, like daughter.
learn the hard way 吃过不少苦头才理解，不撞南墙不回头
like mother, like daughter. 有其母必有其女
Second thoughts creep in. Secret missions sneak out.
creep in 偷偷潜入
sneak out 偷偷溜出
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.13 拆台不对
"it was the best of times. It was the worst of times." seems Dickens knew something about life on the upper east side
it was the best of times. It was the worst of times. 这是最好的时代，这是最坏的时代。
狄更斯《双城记》的第一句话。
Sexting is not sweet. It's off-limits until you're in a relationship.
sext=sex+text 用手机短信调情
off-limits 禁止进入的
网络时代组合词尤其多，像blog、podcast之类大家都已经很熟了。
you're going to have to take it slow.
take it slow 慢慢来
Just imagining my life as a member of the most exclusive secret society makes me tingle.
tingle 兴奋，激动
这个句式挺有意思，“想想……就让我激动”，应该蛮实用的吧？
All I need to know is that the most persuasive and powerful man I've ever met is on my side.
on my side 站在我这边儿，对我有利的
I read, like, five self-help blogs about how to turn friends into lovers. Yes, they use that word. I was a little down at my mom's place.
self-help 自助的，自我引导的
be down 情绪低落
Now that I'm with Chuck, I can see that Nate and I were only perfect on paper. on paper 从理论上讲的
这个词有本义引申两种解释。一是表示写下来的，或者印刷出来的；另外一个意思则是这里的用法，解释成从理论上讲。逻辑上也比较讲得通哈。
you're gonna have to be able to come up for air,
come up for air 休息一下，暂停一会儿
这是一个含有比喻意味的词组，游泳的时候在水下憋气久了，必然要冒上水面来透口气吧？不然可会要命的哦。因此come up for air就是为了持续做好某事而小歇一会儿的意思。
I just assumed you'd rather not cross paths with Carla Bruni.
cross path 偶遇某人，邂逅
Carla Bruni就是法国第一夫人布吕尼啦。
Well, in times of crisis, sacrifices must be made.
in times of crisis 在危机关头
we said we didn't want to rush into things.
rush into things 操之过急
But I'm just trying to stick to the plan here.
stick to 维持，继续
Just because we lost track for a minute there doesn't mean we should just forget about it.
lose track 与某人失去联络，将某物抛在脑后
And it wasn't one of those "Parent Trap" situations that you and Jenny could swoop in on.
"Parent Trap" 《天生一对》是迪斯尼出品的真人电影，讲一对儿双胞胎撮合离婚父母的故事。
- I'm sure you'll find a way to make an impression.
make an impression 给人留下深刻印象
I'll just let you get back to your euro-fawning.
euro-fawning 欧洲的马屁精
It's good to keep Nate on his toes.
keep on one's toes 让某人保持警惕
I knew you'd see the error of your ways.
see the error of your ways 承认错误
why would you take romantic advice from a guy who has a cabbage patch doll? cabbage patch doll 大头娃娃
All you need to know is I blew my chance.
blow one's chance 机会告吹
But I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.
innocent, doe-eyed stare 无辜的大眼睛
let on 透露
I think we're pushing our luck at this point.
push luck 得寸进尺
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.14 失踪女子
No rest for the wicked.
这句话本来的说法应该是no peace for the wicked，这句话出自以赛亚书，意思是有罪之人将在十八层地狱遭受永无止尽的惩戒。
He's shutting me out in his head all the time. Normally, I'd chalk it up to just him being him.
shut sb. out 排挤某人
chalk something up to something else 将某事归咎于某事
I turned over a new leaf...a new, non-meddling leaf from the trust tree. non-meddling 互不干涉
A Blair Waldorf apology without a caveat?
caveat 中止诉讼手续的申请,警告,停止支付的通知
这里是说Blair从来在道歉之后必定会附加警告。
it's all these mojitos
Mojito是一款很受欢迎的鸡尾酒，名字来源于西班牙语中带有酸橙汁口味的莫霍少司（Mojo Sauce），而“Mojo”这个词来源于西班牙语中的动词“Mojar”，意思是“弄湿”。读起来是(mo-Hee-toe)。看起来很漂亮哇。。
I was brought here under false pretenses.
false pretense 欺诈，谎言
这是一个法律用语，Chuck用词非常大哇。
"Friend" is a pretty loose term right now.
loose term 不确切的表达
loose意思是松散的，term则是名词的意思，连在一起就表示“不那么确切的说法”。
Your father's not completely out of line.
out of line 过分，越轨
We're in this no-man's-land.
no-man's-land字面上看是无人之境，其实它的本意是指没有领主的土地，这里用来比喻两人都处于没有恋爱对象的状态吧？
Her feet on solid ground
这句话还跟中文挺对应的，“让她脚踏实地”——feet on solid ground。
Chuck Bass breaking bread with his mother.
break bread 一起吃东西，共同进餐
在俚语里面这个词组还有重归于好，并分享所有的意思。
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.15 16岁处女身
Shocker.
shocker 令人震惊的事物
这边当然是反话。
I'll see you at 4:15, on the dot.
on the dot 准点的，准时的
看字面意思就有够清楚的，在点上嘛。
They're scheming harlots
harlot 妓女
相关词不少，可以看：关于“妓女”的词儿种种
It's a slam dunk.
slam dunk 板上钉钉的事儿，确定的事儿
听B女王说出“灌篮高手”这词儿，确实有点奇怪。不过除了我们熟知的某日本动漫，以及NBA中的某篮球术语之外，在口语里头，这个词还有表示sure thing的意思，因为你想灌篮失手的几率比投篮啥的小很多吧？
I'm gonna go try to get a hold of Serena again.
get a hold of 与某人电话联系 = To communicate with, as by telephone
这个词组还有找到某物或者自我约束的意思，但在此处就是用电话联系某人。
Maybe now we'll hit it off.
hit it off 与某人处得来
it's no wonder that your marriage is going down the toilet.
go down the toilet 付诸东流，白费功夫
字面意思就是从马桶里头冲下去了嘛，咱中文说法多雅的？“付诸东流”……
I'm not gonna make a scene.
make a scene （当众）吵闹 to make a public display or disturbance. 注意不要和make the scene混淆了，那是出席某场合的意思。
Did the upper east side crown cut off the circulation to your brain?
上东区女王皇冠把你脑子切短路了？
这句实在蛮搞笑滴……
Clean slate.
Clean slate 一笔勾销
slate是石板的意思嘛，以前人都在石板上记账，那么清空了slate不就是一笔勾销了？以前好像是《越狱》笔记里头也讲过这词儿。
the kind of happy that people write embarrassing songs about.
哎呀，又一句不错的台词，编剧最近比较眷顾VD嘛。
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.16 怪蜀黍复仇记
Eleanor is having something called a pop-up fashion show for her new junior line. pop-up shop(品牌游击店)：游击店属于临时性质，往往避开常规商业街区，装修简单朴实，开业成本低，品牌商可以承担更少风险，因此不少品牌通过开设游击店来推广品牌形象，提升品牌知名度。（感谢某酱指正）
junior line则是针对年轻人的服饰系列
it didn't exactly end well.
end well 善终，皆大欢喜。
high-end has fallen on hard times.
high end 高端品牌
hard times 艰难时刻，由于周遭的环境、事物和事件的影响，而觉得过得不顺畅。 这里所谓的hard times特指金融危机带来的经济不景气
Must beat drum, she says. Baby beat dorota's stomach like lars from metallica.
beat drum 摇旗呐喊，为……宣传。
Metallica是世界首屈一指的重金属乐队，Lars则是说该乐队的知名鼓手Lars Ulrich。Dorota很嘲诶~~~
I need gather a plain of chicks, college freshmen.
chick 【俚语】小妞
It's check-out time,
check out 付帐离开
通常指离开酒店，这里有双重意味哦。
You don't ever want to fall into a rut.
fall into a rut 陷入陈规，落入俗套
这也是一个固定搭配的词组，rut本意是车辙，后来引申为老路或者旧习惯。
I shouldn't have gone behind your back and tried to cut you out of the fashion line.
go behind one's back 在某人不知情的情况下
Over it?
over sth. 忘记某事，忽略某事不计
You have to admire his handiwork.
handiwork n. 某人（或团伙）之所为（尤指坏事）。
I hope you didn't bring me here to gloat over your boyfriend's loyalty.
gloat over 幸灾乐祸地 to rejoice smugly over something; to be glad that something unfortunate has happened to someone else.
I'm just gonna crash.
crash 倒头就睡
Fair question.
Fair question 问得好
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.17 无情汉子伤心女
I think I have to unfriend Ryuichi.
unfriend 在社交网络社区将某人从好友名单中去除
专家说了，这个词其实应该是defriend，不过没办法，大家都约定俗成了。
Now hand yours over.
hand over 交出来
fine-tune this one just a little bit more,
fine-tune 略作调整使之更好
But he could lose it all because he opened his heart to that raven-haired con artist.
raven-haired 乌黑的
con artist 骗子
首先raven是大乌鸦的意思，然后con是诈骗，为什么说是artist咧？因为诈骗不是小偷小摸，是艺术哦艺术。明显某柒就是看Hustle中毒太深鸟。
It is a remarkable dress, made only more so by you in it.
这是条漂亮出众的裙子，你要是穿上更能让它锦上添花。
很有型的一句用来花女孩子的话哦~~~
A half-truth is a whole lie, son. In my experience, it causes the same amount of problems down the line,
down the line 将来不知什么时候 At a point or an end in the future. 这也是一个固定搭配哦，意思是将来的某个时间点。
Back from shopping and no packages? Who are you, and what have you done with my girlfriend?
这个对话也是在剧集电影里头很常见的一个搭配，就是见到某人做出了异于常态的举动，会假装很惊异地说“你谁啊你？我们家那谁被你咋滴了？”
It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
shoot fish in a barrel 瓮中捉鳖
I think I've already proven I'm not one to kiss and tell.
kiss and tell 亲自爆料 Disclosing private or confidential information, especially in a first-hand account
就是藉由自己的亲身经历第一手资料来爆出隐私来。
Looks like it's "till death do us part."
till death do us part 至死不渝
是惯用的婚姻誓词哦~~~
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.18 盛大的佣人婚礼
You're blair waldorf. "punishment" is your middle name.
middle name中名通常会使用父亲的名字或者母亲的娘家姓，所以很多人的中名同姓一样在出生前就已经注定了。口语里面就经常会用XXX是你的中名来表示这个人生来就如何如何。
Not a soul. I promise.
no a soul 一个人也没有，一个人也不会说
I am divorcée.
divorcée 离过婚的人
she's playing with fire.
play with fire 冒险
跟中文里面说的玩火自焚的意思差不多吧？
Is it to help me sew or to stalk your new crush?
crush 暗恋对象
this time you have crossed a line.
cross a line 过分，越过界
I may have encouraged him to make a gesture,
make a gesture 摆出姿态
It's gonna knock your socks off!
knock socks off 让人大吃一惊
I guess good things don't always come in small packages.
Good things always come in small packages. 好东西总是藏在不起眼的小袋子里。
Guess it's the truth that's getting massaged.
看来真相已被篡改。
这里的massage是修改的意思，不然就成了真相被马杀鸡了~~~囧
We've both hit rock bottom, chuck,
hit rock bottom 跌落谷底
形容处于最困难的困境之中。
You have an aisle to walk down.
walk down the aisle 结婚
就是指走过婚礼教堂的长长走廊吧？跟我们说的步上红毯差不多哦。
it's not my place to say.
not my place to say 轮不到我来说，不该我来说
While most people think it's our brain that controls our actions, it is often our
heart that gets the biggest workout.
heart and brain... 好吧，听到这句话很有一种串台的错觉……
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.19 好爸爸怪爸爸
are we still on for the Tim Burton exhibit at MoMA?
MoMA = The Museum of Modern Art 现代艺术博物馆
最近还真有蒂姆·波顿的展览在那里举行来着。
Rain check on MoMA?
rain check 下次再约
以前讲过的这个词，源于球赛因下雨而延期举行。
To rush back into dating...will show everyone that Chuck Bass has no hold over me.
hold over 拖延，威胁
And there will be no mention of the "C" word in this house.
"C" word 这里指cancer癌症
He's declared a dating fatwa on me.
fatwa 伊斯兰教法学家的裁决，尤其指对妇女儿童的禁令
This time I'm not gonna hold my breath.
hold my breath 坐等
hold breath除了屏住呼吸之外，还有静候某事发生的意思
Be here, 6:00 sharp.
sharp 准点 on the exact minute in reference to meeting at a specific point in time.
强调在提到的这个时间点上面
you look like you could use a drink.
use a drink 需要喝一杯
注意用的是use
I thought you two were as thick as Wiis.
be as thick as thieves 莫逆之交
这里查克说的虽然不是这句短语，但显然是从那儿偷换来的，所以这里应该是Wii之交。
- Is that an Aaron Rose?
- Uh, pretty sure that's Ikea.
Starting with "dad knows" and ending with "these drinks are not for me."
I'm gonna stick around.
stick around 逗留
Too bad he doesn't realize Jenny's oath is less Hippocratic and more hypocrite. Hippocratic oath 希波克拉底誓言
hypocrite 伪善的
玩了一个文字游戏，有意思。
希波克拉底誓言是流传约2000多年的确定医生对病人、对社会的责任及医生行为规范的誓言，以希波克拉底的名字命名，希波克拉底是公元前5～前4世纪著名的希腊医生。这一誓言很可能在希波克拉底之前已经在医生中代代相传，以口头的形式存在，希波克拉底也许是第一个把这一誓言用文学记录了下来的人。这一誓言中有封建行会及迷信的色彩,但其基本精神被视为医生行为规范,沿用了2000多年。直到今日，在很多国家很多医生就业时还必须按此誓言宣誓。
The Ikea Orb's growing on me.
be growing on sb. 渐渐喜欢上某人或某物
I'm game if you are.
I'm game 我陪你
俚语的说法，意思就是我奉陪到底。
her reaching out to me,
reach out to 伸出手去触碰 move forward or upward in order to touch; also in a metaphorical sense
通常是表示比喻的意味，还挺难言传的一个词儿。
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.20 前爸后爸大pk
It's said that we're all strapped to fortune's wheel. Nowhere is this truer than the ever-changing landscape of love. As one couple enjoys an upswing, another is plunged downwards. But top or bottom, don't get too comfortable, because the one thing you can rely on is that the wheel will keep on turning.
概括恋爱关系的很不错的一句话，所谓fortune's wheel跟我们说的风水轮流转意思很像哦。
Hey, man, she's going to Lily's for brunch.
brunch = breakfast + lunch 早中饭
Maybe a stack of waffles will help your hangover?
a stack of 一堆
hangover 宿醉
想知道一坨是不是也能用a stack of说啊？
Rufus, scoot over, please.
scoot over 挪过去
规定搭配的词组
In a postwar building, on a street that's not even numbered. It's lettered. And its big selling point is that it's above a falafel stand.
falafel 油炸鹰嘴豆饼
selling point 卖点
怎么为啥战后的楼反而不紧俏咧？那不是相对新一点么？不明白……
You would totally approve... Prewar, doorman, and the best part... Fauchon is supposedly opening up next door.
Fauchon 馥颂 法国顶级食品店、把面包当香水卖的奢侈品牌。北京有家分店来着。
I'm sorry I'm running so late.
run late 晚点了
这个也是挺常用的的搭配。通常都说sb. be running so late
I just don't have any dirt on Jenny right now.
have dirt on 有某人的把柄
Jenny and her boyfriend sold my boyfriend adderall a couple of months ago. adderall 一种治疗注意力缺失/多动症的药
老外还真是随便什么药都敢吃……
Lose the judge-face, Zoe.
lose ... face 别一副……的表情
很常用的口语。
I'm trapped at N.Y.U.
trap at 被困在某地
Morning, sunshine.
sunshine 亲爱的
常用的一句早晨问候语
Spare me your N.Y.U. freshman psych analysis.
spare me your ... 省省吧
You make your bed, You lie in it, B.
As you make your bed, so you must lie on it 作茧自缚，自食其果 You have to suffer the consequences of what you do.
一句还挺有名气的习语
I'm here for you, every step of the way.
every step of the way 一路相伴
貌似是个很sweet的说法哟
I think I just became a Columbia student... for real.
for real 千真万确
I mean, being sick hasn't slowed her down at all. Yeah, she is the picture of health.
picture of health 这里指健康范本
Jenny, please save your breath.
save (one's) breath 不要说了，省省口舌吧 To refrain from a futile appeal or effort
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.21 当真爱遇到谎言
Ew. You wish.
you wish 你想得美哦！
Does this mean she's finally out from under her father's spell?
under one's spell 被某人迷住 Fascinated or influenced by someone 就是中了某人的魔咒啦。
Why not let things end on a good note?
end on good note 见好就收，和平分手
because Dan loves being in the middle of these things.
in the middle of something 插一手
还能解释成忙于某事
I just got caught up in the moment, and it came out all wrong.
catch up in the moment 一时兴起
come out wrong 表错意
He gave you one when you bailed on Brown.
bail on 失约，放鸽子
这里是指没有去上布朗大学。
Are you really taking his side right now?
take one's side 站在某人这边，帮某人
这个还挺好理解的，站谁那边就表示支持某人咯。
Philosophy of war? Hmm. I'm finally home.
finally home在这里的意思表示“我终于找到归宿”了，其实是B的自嘲。
so he sent Frick and Frack to ruin my date?
Frick and Frack 好搭档 two people who are closely linked in some way, especially through a work partnership
Frick and Frack是美国俩男子花滑运动员，这俩是搭档哦。
No way would another upper east sider shtup Rufus.
shtup 【意第绪语（犹太无产阶级语言）】发生性关系
She's the one who can connect all the dots,
connect all the dots 了解情况，理清头绪
其实就是把散落的点和点串联起来，组成一个整体。
Glad to have you aboard this time.
have sb. aboard 有某人参与
Dress is black-tie.
black-tie 正式穿着
黑西装，加领带，男式正装的代名词
Like it's been such a banner year for the Humphreys?
banner year 得意年
指有特殊成就，或者特别好的一年
so pretend you're well-bred and be polite.
well-bred 好教养
Like when you stab me in the back.
stab in the back 背后捅一刀
I've been dying to get ahold of you.
get ahold of 联系某人
only Holland tells him Lily and Rufus are copper-bottom.
copper-bottom 用粗绳绑定
这里是一个比喻，就是指绑得很牢，牢不可破，情比金坚。
he'll be gone for good.
go for good 一走了之，溜之大吉
for good是forever永远的意思。
Someone must have tipped him off.
tip off 告诫，泄露
tip本身就有告密的意思哦。
You can't "Affair to Remember" me.
Affair to Remember《金玉盟》英俊的富家子Nicky Ferrante和美丽的夜总会歌手Terry McKay在从欧洲到纽约的船上展开了一段罗曼史。在船上众人的关注下，两人相约六个月后在纽约的帝国大厦见面……
GossipGirl第三季学英语3.22 探戈一曲赴巴黎
Everything catches up to you in the end, And when it does, It usually kicks your ass.
catch up 遭到不好的结果 To have unpleasant consequences for, especially after a period of quiesence
kick ass 印象深刻，尤其指通过不愉快经历而得到的
喜欢这句话。不是不报，时候未到。时候一到，全部现报。
So I could consider the best course of action.
course of action 行动的方针
也是一个固定搭配。
Although it looks like love's a bit of a one-way street right now. Did she call? one-way street 单方面的 unilateral interaction
也就是中文里说的单行道嘛，还蛮形象的
And "New Moon" on the pay-per-view bill.
Pay-per-view (PPV) provides a service by which a television audience can purchase events to view via private telecast of that event to (say) their homes.
貌似就是按次计费的数字电视服务吧？
You and Serena are on thin ice.
on thin ice 如履薄冰 In a precarious position
这个词还真是中英文相当对应咧。
Unless a one-way ticket on the "Siberian Express" is what you're looking for, I'm out.
Siberian Express 西北风 a shorthand meteorological term in the United States describing the arrival of an extremely cold air mass of Arctic origins
汉语里面统称冬天的大风叫做西北风，美国人则称之为西伯利亚特快，这是一个比喻说法，就是指北冰洋来的冷空气。
I just wanna make sure we're still on the same page.
on the same page 想法一致
think hard.
think hard 仔细想想
That's it me who gets to do it is just the cherry on top.
cherry on top 锦上添花 Something good that follows a series of other fortunate events.
想像蛋糕上面再加个小樱桃……美好！
Bring it on.
Bring it on 尽管过来
想到麦兜那句：你们尽管放马过来吧！
I'm in luck! Two smackdowns for the price of none.
smackdown 打击 the act of knocking down or bringing down an opponent
maybe you should give her a call, bring her up to speed.
up to speed 了解最新情况
这个词好像以前也讲过的……
I found out the hard way.
learn the hard way 经过一番艰难才了解
这个词好像以前也讲过的……
They start out with a clean slate.
a clean slate 一张白纸
我们说生来一张白纸，他们说生来一块干净的石板。
That baby right there he's gonna grow up to be smarter than the rest of 'em, which will make him feel like an outsider, give him a bit of a chip on his shoulder. a chip on his shoulder 愤愤不平
But I'll do something to let you down. Then you'll turn your back like everybody
else.
let sb. down 让某人失望
turn one's back 不理会某人
what'd I just walk into?
walk into 无意撞到某事 to meet with unwittingly
Hey, let me walk you home.
walk sb. home 送某人回家
But it was a dick move.
dick move 兄弟吵架 An action by one male to another male friend which violates understood social expectations
We leave the past behind and speed toward the unknown our future. We set out for far-off places and try to find ourselves or try to lose ourselves exploring pleasures closer to home. The problems start when we refuse to let change happen and cling to old habits. But if we hold on to the past too tight, the future may never come. Till death do us part.