有趣的英文名言合集（一）

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw

 

第二篇：有趣的英文名言合集(四)

有趣的英文名言合集（四）

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. Richard Dawkins

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O'Rourke

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.

Ronald Reagan

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Milton Berle

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Yogi Berra

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Mae West

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx